Trolley Problem Variations For Dads
Dear McSweeney’s,
You’ve done it again. Thank you.
You’re on a trolley speeding towards a railway switch. Your father must decide whether to let the train hit the people on the track or switch to the alternate track with only one person on it. He responds, “Go ask your mother.”
If you make a carving of me, please use this pose. Thank you.
Life is…
🎶 We gonna rock down to salami avenue 🎶
I will never stop giggling about the “Immaculate Confection.”
Starting a new project with my spouse. We have a puzzling relationship. 🧩
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A little fowl humor for you today. 🤣 #DadJokes
Why couldn’t Beethoven find his piano teacher?
Because he was Hayden.
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I could go for a good joke about bread.
I’ve got a rye sense of humor.
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When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomess apparent.
Update: It’s also when the joke is fully groan.
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